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The Message

ITALIAN ROAST I have kleptomania, she says. Are you taking anything for it, I ask? Student loans, she replies. SO THE MESSAGE IS HEY That wasn’t pudding. That was crème brulee. TOO BAD THAT COAT HAS REAL RABBIT FUR ON IT It’s cute. KISS THE PAST GOODBYE All the history you need to know. HEALTHY

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Vacation

‘Tis the season of power outages, slushy sidewalks and ear-chilling blasts of wind, or non-stop rain and dreary skies days on end. Who doesn’t visualize a vacation to someplace far removed from snow shovels and raincoats? Let’s see what appeals to the first six Sun Signs for a vacation destination – and remember to try

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No Exes

CODE NAME: DOLORES From Bogotá. AUSTIN You want to talk to Grandma? Austin wants to talk to you, Grandma. VALENTINA Her heart is in storage in another state. YOUNG LORDS Bhavik, Nahee, Yeseul, and Ziyang. LIKE KARL MARX IN INDIANAPOLIS Petey pooped his pants. LAI YI, ROOPA, AND YEHWAN Sinners. JOE STARK They all knew

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Moon and moods

So you think the Moon’s transits have no effect on you personally? How about when the Moon is in your Second House and you feel truly poverty-stricken for those two or three days a month? The days when you catch yourself saying, “I can’t afford it,” when you know that’s one of the worst negative

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Caturday Weekly

From the Preface to “Lords of the Housetops”  Thirteen Cat Tales c. 1921 Now the cat, independent, liberty-loving, graceful, strong, resourceful, dignified, and self-respecting, has a psychology essentially feline, which has few points of contact with human psychology. The cat does not rescue babies from drowning or say his prayers in real life; consequently any

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From the Quiet Car

I DON’T WRITE A LOT OF PERSONAL POEMS ABOUT SUFFERING I don’t suffer much. BUT WHEREVER I AM It’s always after five. VAGINAL DISCHARGE MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE Any kind of discharge, really. Egest from any source. But that’s about it. THERE WAS A BLACK FRIDAY SALES EVENT GOING ON But I wasn’t ready for my

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