A Few Snappy Lines

 THE LORD’S PRAYER
  
 Provided at no charge for educational purposes.
 © by Owner.
  
  
 SNOW IS NOT A DESTINATION
  
 I hate cold and I hate crowds.
 Snow is not my beach to die on.
  
  
 TRICKED OUT TUK-TUK
  
 I have the pink.
  
  
 INCARCERATION COMPLEX
  
 It’s not his fault.
 If the jail wasn’t there, he wouldn’t be in it.
  
  
 A MODERN LEGEND SPEAKS
  
 Maybe it was the avocado.
  
  
 EVERY PERSON HAS A TYPE
  
 People ask me all the time
 What’s yours?
  
  
 I’LL BE HONEST WITH YOU
  
 I dig Earth.
   
  
 MY FAVORITE INDEFINITE PRONOUN
  
 I love everybody.

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