Inside Super Tuesday


I received the other day a letter from candidate Mike Bloomberg. I was concerned that the C-note enclosed would have to be returned because I didn’t vote for him. But there wasn’t even a fiver, nothing, cheap bastard, so no harm no foul.

Yeah, I had early voted in my state’s Super Tuesday election. Bernie. Bernie.  I also voted for the incumbent congressperson because he’s a Democrat, and the incumbent state assemblyperson—although he is a Republican—because his first name is Randy.

If you, too, are in a Super Tuesday state, be sure to vote.