THE EVERYTHING BUTTON Thanks to exclusive hassle-free technology. MOTION SENSOR One less button I don’t have to open the door to push. DISCOVER THE SECRET TO DYNAMIC INTERPLAY It doesn’t hurt or nothing. TODAY I IDENTIFY AS NONBINARY Shit’s all the rage. HIERARCHY A frank display of leg Beats pedal assist. AWARDS SEASON Soaring tributes to national treasures. Unique and endearing NO SIGNAL My favorite channel. ADORATION The gorilla regards the moon Like you do your cell phone. SHRED-MO Destruction you can trust. MY BELIEFS If I keep them for forty years, that’s how long I keep them. THE HIT Used a shotgun and a handgun. Somebody wanted him dead. HOLD ON A SECOND No duck is worth the life of a man. INSTRUCTIONS Go there first. Then come back. THINKING Where’s the afterparty, right? FLORIDA He laughed in my face. You mean Flo Rida? DAP He laughed in my face. You mean dab? I’VE DONE SOME CRAZY SHIT But I’ve never had a quesadilla with refried beans in my life. SMELL IT You smell it. AT DISNEY-THEMED CHURCH SERVICES It’s traditional to say something encouraging. I REALLY LIKE YOUR JACKET It’s so nice.
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