HERE’S A LITTLE SOMETHING I CALL Discretion is for losers. THIS ONE’S CALLED I forgot you existed Until I saw you trending. I’M LIKE LOOKING Wait a minute—I know that dude. WE MAKE TECH CUTE Palos Verdes to Baton Rouge. MY FAVORITE BUTTON This is my favorite button. I’m just gonna push it. TWENTY MINUTES INTO THE FLIGHT And already an unforgettable vacation memory. ADIOS HOLY INLAND EMPIRE Said the roamin’ statesman. HERE’S A REAL TEARJERKER I LIKE TO CALL Every moment is a dream come true. Or whatever. THAT ONE DAY When it rained really hard. MY DAD, HE WON’T LET ME He spank me. My mom, She spank me, too. IN THE PERSONAL INTIMACY AISLE She told me that’s the way they’re handling it anymore. So, yes. I GIVE IT TO YOU The senior discount. MY INDIVIDUALITY IS BEING THREATENED (Repeat five times.) IT ACTUALLY WAS It actually wasn’t, But it could have been, So it actually was. SAY ITS NAME Hair care.
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