THE HANDSOME BEAVER The handsome beaver Replaced the mean-looking raccoon, I retorted, warmly. This impressed them. I hated them horribly.
TWO KITTIES ON MY LAP Golden Boy the sweet kitty on my lap Is talking to birds. The other kitty, The rabbit eared pencil neck weasel face kitty Has been sniffing Golden Boy’s anus For a length of time I consider inappropriate, If not unconscionable.
THE BEAR Native Americans propitiating the spirit of The beautiful bear they killed, skinned, cut up and ate, Talking all smarmy to the butchered animal’s skull. I’m a hairy beast myself. Old, white as alder, ugly as sin, At heart a hick, a cornball from jump. They wouldn’t even talk to me. Too ugly, they’d say. Had it coming.
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